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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging
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L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.
Listened to some Noah and the Whale on my lunch break today. #illo
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Pablo Picasso photographed in his studio near Cannes, France in 1956. The Thonet rocking chair in the distance appears in many of his paintings.
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Ruby Taylor

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“All these kids at the moment are living out their lives sountracked to The 1975. And I think it’s because they get it, they get us. And to have so many people adore our music, well I think it’s the reason that you do it, isn’t it?”
— Matty Healy
L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N.

Listened to some Noah and the Whale on my lunch break today. #illo

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